1 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:04,709 Mother? 2 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:07,639 Mother, I know you're here somewhere. 3 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:09,353 What are you up to? 4 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:10,913 Good morning, dear. 5 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:13,236 Where is my darling little Tabatha? 6 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:16,432 You know, she simply adores her grandmama. 7 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:18,392 Well, I don't. 8 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:21,160 Mother, I am furious with you. 9 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:24,158 Oh, what on earth for? 10 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:26,237 Where is the little angel? 11 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:27,873 She is out playing in the yard. 12 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:29,229 Now, don't you be devious. 13 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:31,271 I know you put a spell on Darrin. 14 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:35,519 It was just a harmless little touch of revenge. 15 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:39,759 I would hardly call burying Darrin under a ton of shaving cream... 16 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,110 ...a harmless little touch of revenge. 17 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,276 He looked like a walking snowman. 18 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:46,789 Wasn't it amusing? 19 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,230 Darrin is not laughing. 20 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,556 Well, he deserved it. 21 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,320 He behaved very churlishly towards me last night... 22 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:57,432 ...just because I brought Tabatha a little gift. 23 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:01,315 A unicorn is not a little gift. 24 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:04,239 You know I meant well. 25 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:06,908 Besides, Tabatha would have been the only little girl... 26 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:09,634 ...on the block with a unicorn. 27 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:12,879 Mother, you have a depraved sense of humour. 28 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:16,277 -Thank you. -Sam, I'm leaving. 29 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,437 Why don't you just take a few minutes... 30 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:22,631 -...and have some breakfast? -I'm late already... 31 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:24,831 ...thanks to your mother's weird sense of humour. 32 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:26,792 Darrin, maybe you're wrong to blame Mother. 33 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,070 I mean, they could've all been just accidents. 34 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:31,157 The shaving cream could've been overheated... 35 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:34,511 ...and you just could've squeezed the toothpaste too hard. 36 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:43,199 And that chicken could've been waiting for a bus. 37 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,916 Do me a favour, will you? 38 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,959 Tell that old bat to get off my back. 39 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:00,717 Sam, I can't take any more. 40 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,399 She'd better quit... 41 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,875 ...or I'm going to do something desperate. 42 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,879 Mother? 43 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:13,829 Hey, Mom. 44 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:15,798 What is it, lambykins? 45 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,150 I heard the door slam. 46 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:21,352 Is Durwood having one of his temper tantrums again? 47 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:23,915 No, no. It's more like a nervous breakdown. 48 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:26,839 He called me an old bat. 49 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:29,076 Now, that's not very nice. 50 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,032 Mother, he had every right. 51 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:32,719 You've been mean and spiteful. 52 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,150 Indeed. And he's acting like a child. 53 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:37,157 As a matter of fact... 54 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:40,272 ...maybe he ought to look like one. 55 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,672 Sam? 56 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:48,439 Sam. 57 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:51,313 Oh, Mother, you put him back in his own car this minute. 58 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:53,909 Oh, all right. 59 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:58,678 You're just lucky I'm late. 60 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:00,670 Mother, I think you're being childish. 61 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:03,440 Now, these little tricks are unworthy of you. 62 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:05,312 Really? 63 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:08,318 Wait till you hear what's in his attach� case. 64 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:10,670 -What? -A cobra. 65 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:13,519 -What? -Defanged, of course. 66 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,075 Just for the shock value. 67 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:20,398 Mother, I want you to call off this vendetta right now. 68 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:21,715 Promise me. 69 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:23,592 I promise. 70 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:26,276 Witch's honour. 71 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,828 Witch's honour. 72 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:30,395 I promise not to bother dum-dum anymore. 73 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:34,798 Good. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some housework to do. 74 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:38,436 If you'll excuse me, I'd rather not watch. 75 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,838 Good. 76 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:48,278 Samantha? 77 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:50,678 Samantha! 78 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:57,835 What are you doing home so early? It's only 10:30. 79 00:04:58,280 --> 00:04:59,633 Why don't you ask your mother? 80 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:01,876 Mother? What did she do? 81 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:03,195 I'll tell you what she did. 82 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:06,039 She lost us one of the biggest new accounts we've had in years. 83 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:07,753 Prune Valley Retirement Village. 84 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:10,878 Prune Valley? 85 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:13,389 Right. I walked into the conference room. 86 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,113 I stood at the head of the table. 87 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:18,437 I greeted Mr. Leroy Wendell, the client, and his associates. 88 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:19,993 I opened my briefcase... 89 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,589 ...and nine people fainted, including me. 90 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,039 Oh, my goodness. 91 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:26,798 Well, what did Larry say? 92 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,831 Just two words, "You're fired." 93 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:32,077 Oh, Darrin, Mother promised she wouldn't. 94 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:33,554 Well, I've got news for you. 95 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:36,752 When it comes to your mother's promises, there's a big credibility gap! 96 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:38,837 Darrin, you're shouting at me. 97 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:40,553 Why shouldn't I be shouting at you? 98 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:44,719 Because you shouldn't take my mother's lack of credibility out on me. 99 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:47,639 Why not? You two hang together, don't you? 100 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,672 "Hang together"? 101 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:51,472 Just what do you mean by that? 102 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:52,874 Well, you know what I mean. 103 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:56,197 When we get down to the nitty-gritty, we know where your sympathies lie. 104 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:59,153 -Broomsticks are thicker than water. -Darrin! 105 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:00,952 It's been that way since we got married. 106 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:04,391 You and her against me, and I'm the one who suffers. 107 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:07,152 You know what I think you've got? 108 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:08,839 A persecution complex. 109 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,235 Well, who has a better right? 110 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:13,829 Maybe you'd be happier if you'd never met me. 111 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,873 -Is that what you're trying to say? -You said it, I didn't. 112 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,554 What do you mean by that? 113 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:20,478 Make of it anything you want. 114 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:23,554 Oh, Darrin. 115 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:24,989 Darrin? 116 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,350 Where are you? 117 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:28,879 What's happening? 118 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:30,433 Morning, darling. 119 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,232 What did you do with Darrin? 120 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:35,557 I was just being a good mother-in-law, I gave him what he wanted. 121 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:37,552 -What? -He said he'd be happier... 122 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:39,193 ...if he'd never met you. 123 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,152 He didn't say it. I said it. 124 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:44,750 Who cares who said it? I arranged it. 125 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,837 -Where is he? -Right where he would be... 126 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,473 ...if he'd never met you. 127 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:51,638 Mother, you bring him back right this instant. 128 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:55,037 Now, just wait a minute. Let's not be hasty. 129 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:58,557 He may be a good deal happier where he is now. 130 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:02,116 -He loves me, Mother. -Are you sure? 131 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,675 After all we've put him through these past few years. 132 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:08,077 Let me refresh your memory. 133 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:11,317 How many normal red-blooded American husbands... 134 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:14,478 ...have been changed into a monkey... 135 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:16,750 ...and a penguin and a wart hog. 136 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:19,396 Darrin was never a wart hog. 137 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:21,632 You're quite right. 138 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:24,434 It's just that I thought about it so much. 139 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:26,631 Mother, do you know what all this proves? 140 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:28,717 It proves that he loves me. 141 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:31,115 What man would go through all this if he didn't? 142 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:33,518 Now, you bring him back. 143 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,631 You want what's best for him, don't you? 144 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:37,558 I'm what's best for him. 145 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:40,832 Do you have the courage to find out if that's really so? 146 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:42,519 We can very easily, you know. 147 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:46,156 We can just go and take a little look. 148 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:48,198 All right. 149 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,709 Let's just do that. 150 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:55,353 But I know you're wrong. 151 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:58,358 Good. Let's go. 152 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,351 Where are we going, Mother? 153 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:08,358 We're crossing time, Samantha. 154 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:10,357 To the now that might have been... 155 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:14,030 ...if you and Durwood had never met. 156 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:18,679 Here we are. 157 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:20,154 Don't be nervous, dear. 158 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:22,430 I'm not nervous. 159 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,596 Oh, really? 160 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:32,192 -Morning, Mr. Stephens. -Morning, Joey, baby. 161 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:33,549 Bring her up around 3:00. 162 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:35,318 I-- I wanna take a run out to the boat. 163 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:36,919 Right. 164 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:44,034 There. You see, Mother, how miserable he is? 165 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:46,435 Miserable? He doesn't look miserable to me. 166 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:50,315 Well, it's obvious. Those clothes, and that car. And a boat. 167 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:53,080 Well, it's simply a cover-up for a very lonely man. 168 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,430 What about that big smile? 169 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:57,232 It was a lonely smile, Mother. 170 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:58,998 All right. Let's go upstairs... 171 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:02,397 ...and take a look at him in the office, shall we? 172 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,950 Oh, my. 173 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:19,230 What's he done to his office? 174 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:20,589 Why? 175 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:22,995 I think it's very elegant. 176 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:26,033 Yes, but that's the point. It's too elegant. It's overdone. 177 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,231 Oh, really? 178 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:30,830 Well, I'll say one thing. 179 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:33,873 Not knowing you hasn't hurt his golf game any. 180 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:36,275 Look at all these beautiful cups he's won. 181 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:37,799 Oh, sure. 182 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,719 Wasting his time on a golf course. 183 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:42,273 Lonely man. 184 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:43,629 I don't know. 185 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,319 Have you seen these pictures? 186 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:48,717 Acapulco, San Juan, Buenos Aires. 187 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:52,116 Running away from life. 188 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:58,433 Yes, and he's still wearing that same lonely smile in all those pictures. 189 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:00,432 I wonder how he's doing in business. 190 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:03,712 With all his playing around and golf and everything... 191 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:05,717 ...he couldn't be doing too well. 192 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,519 Darrin? 193 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:10,234 Quiet. Watch me sink this. 194 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,754 Good shot. Listen, congratulations, you son of a gun. 195 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:18,916 We just signed up Jonathan Broadhurst. 196 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:20,997 You know, those layouts of yours flipped him. 197 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,952 Couldn't wait to put his name on the paper. 198 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:24,912 Of course, Lar. It was in the bag. 199 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:28,879 You know, I was talking to McMann yesterday... 200 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:33,073 ...and it looks like we might have to change a few signs around here. 201 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:37,273 How does McMann, Tate and Stephens sound? 202 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:42,037 Well, not as good as Stephens, Tate and McMann, but I guess it's okay. 203 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:45,479 He's going to be a partner. 204 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:48,240 -Isn't that wonderful? -No. 205 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:51,592 -Darrin? -Hey, Sheila, come on in. 206 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:55,190 Mother, that's Sheila Sommers, Darrin's old girlfriend. 207 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:56,799 Hello, Larry. 208 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,036 She doesn't look so old to me. 209 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,276 Well, I'll see you kids later, huh? 210 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:04,392 I've got some things to do. 211 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,589 He's kissing her, that dirty cheat. 212 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:14,189 He's not a cheat, Samantha. 213 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:17,710 After all, he's not married to you. 214 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:21,879 Oh, that's right. 215 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:37,869 Oh, he's a regular little kissing bug, isn't he? 216 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,435 You know something, Darrin? 217 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:44,428 I don't think I can wait 10 more days until I'm Mrs. Darrin Stephens. 218 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:46,596 They're not married yet, Mother. 219 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,074 We could go to Vegas. 220 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:50,999 If we catch a plane now, we could be married today. 221 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,032 How romantic. 222 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:57,074 Elope? Oh, now, Darrin, we couldn't do that to Daddy. 223 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:59,475 You know, he's already spent so much on the wedding. 224 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:01,636 And he's invited all his business associates... 225 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:03,637 ...and it's gonna be a big tax write-off. 226 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:05,353 Daddy's all heart, isn't he? 227 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:07,152 Oh, Darrin... 228 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,479 ...about the honeymoon... 229 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,796 ...after Lisbon, we ought to skip Majorca... 230 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,353 ...and go to the Canary Islands. 231 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:16,518 We could spend three or four weeks there. 232 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,631 He only took me to Atlantic City. 233 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:21,718 I hate to bring this up, but how much is this trip going to cost? 234 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,957 Now, Darrin, you promised you weren't going to talk about money. 235 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:26,957 Daddy's taking care of the whole thing. 236 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,593 It's his wedding present. 237 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,836 I know, but I just don't feel right. 238 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:34,510 He still doesn't know a good thing when he sees it. 239 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,716 Oh, darling, I've got to be going. 240 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:40,036 But don't you be late for that party tonight, huh? 241 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:43,955 Wonder how she'd look with that putter wrapped around her neck. 242 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:49,154 Samantha, we're here just as observers, you know. 243 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:52,670 You wear your white dinner jacket with your ruffled shirt. 244 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:55,440 You look beautiful in it. 245 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:57,471 Ruffles? 246 00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,799 Darrin? 247 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,474 -Okay to come in? -Oh, come on in. 248 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:05,513 -Sheila just left. -You know, I envy you. 249 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,790 Marrying a gorgeous girl like Sheila... 250 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,275 ...whose daddy's the fourth richest man in the country. 251 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,994 You gotta be the luckiest guy alive. 252 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,428 I guess I am. 253 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:16,437 I guess I am the luckiest man alive. 254 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:18,870 Come on. I'll buy you a drink on it. 255 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:24,113 Now, are you convinced that Durwood is happier without you? 256 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,754 You heard it from his own lips. 257 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:29,389 Darrin didn't say "happy," Mother. 258 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,875 He said "lucky." There's a big difference. 259 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,878 Oh, come now, Samantha. 260 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,116 The best way is a clean break. 261 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:39,788 No. No, I wanna be sure. 262 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,558 I'm gonna go to that party tonight. 263 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:45,833 Oh, you are a glutton for punishment. 264 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:55,117 Darrin, at this moment I feel very warm towards you, like a father. 265 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:59,314 -Oh, what did you have in mind? -My money. 266 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:00,873 That's not true, Sheila. 267 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,071 That $28 and a half million your father has... 268 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,759 ...never entered my mind. 269 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,474 Entered my dreams a lot but never my mind. 270 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,638 I'll tell you one thing, Darrin is not marrying me for my money. 271 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,717 As a matter of fact, I had to propose. 272 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,829 Oh, Mother, she's dreadful. 273 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,553 How can Darrin stand her? 274 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:20,991 Oh, I think they make a lovely couple. 275 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:24,433 Friends. Friends, could I say something? 276 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:28,519 Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to offer a toast to my daughter, Sheila... 277 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:31,553 ...and my future son-in-law, Darrin Stephens. 278 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,751 A long and happy marriage. 279 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,428 And it better be long and happy because this whole thing... 280 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,039 ...is costing me a fortune, huh? 281 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,551 What's so funny about that? 282 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:45,558 Now, in addition to picking up the tab for the honeymoon... 283 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,911 ...I'm also going to give the happy couple two oil wells in Texas... 284 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:51,759 ...a corner lot in the heart of downtown Phoenix... 285 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:55,236 ...plus a complete set of lightweight airplane luggage. 286 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:00,234 I wonder what the losers get. 287 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,758 Well, he's not the Darrin I know. 288 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,315 It looks like rain, Samantha. 289 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:09,875 We have a long ways to go. 290 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,957 Here he comes. 291 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,269 Oh, Mother, look at him. 292 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,755 I wonder what he's thinking. 293 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,794 What do you think he's thinking about? 294 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:33,950 Power, money, success, income tax. 295 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:38,395 Wonder where he's going. 296 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:39,953 Well, what's the difference? 297 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:41,559 We've seen enough. 298 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:44,558 No. No, I'm going to follow him. 299 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:47,069 Samantha. 300 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:52,392 Why doesn't that girl ever listen to her mother? 301 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,352 -All right? -It's all right. 302 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:58,074 Well, look who's here. The bridegroom himself. 303 00:15:58,280 --> 00:15:59,429 -Hi. -Hi, Mr. Stephens. 304 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:02,552 -Hi, Dave. -Darrin, what are you doing here? 305 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,751 I came in for a drink. What else? 306 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:08,430 A last drink with your old buddies before you take the fatal step, huh? 307 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,039 You're right. 308 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,595 I'll have a bourbon on the rocks. Make it a double. 309 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,074 Sure thing. 310 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,556 Dave, can I talk to you seriously for a minute? 311 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:19,672 Of course. If you can't talk to your best friend, who can you talk to? 312 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,440 I'm happy for you, Darrin. I'm very happy for you. 313 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,671 Oh, thanks, Al. 314 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,753 You know... 315 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,551 ...Sheila's a wonderful girl... 316 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,716 ...make a wonderful wife. 317 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,594 Two people. 318 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:39,155 Takes two people to make a marriage. 319 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:43,069 And love. Love, that's the glue that binds. 320 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:46,192 She's got a lot to offer a guy. Her father does too. 321 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,992 Twenty-eight and a half million dollars. 322 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,953 Give a little, take a little. That's what makes a marriage. 323 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,957 Tell you the truth, I'm not sure I love her. 324 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:56,470 The main thing is mutual understanding and trust. 325 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:58,875 But how would I know what love is? 326 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:02,356 I mean, maybe I'm in love with her, and I just don't know it. 327 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,239 But why wouldn't I know it? 328 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,398 I'm very happy for you, Darrin. Very happy. 329 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:10,319 You found the greatest treasure of them all. 330 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,519 Hey, I gotta go. 331 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,392 Al, on the tab, huh? 332 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,398 And, Darrin, if you wanna ever have another little serious talk... 333 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:18,669 ...you just call me, huh? 334 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,518 Thanks, Dave. 335 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:29,876 I don't know, Al. Maybe I'm expecting too much. 336 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,513 Maybe I'm looking for magic. 337 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,234 Well, I'd better get going. 338 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,909 On the house. A little wedding present. 339 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,118 Thanks, Al. 340 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:46,912 Thank you. 341 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,430 I am sorry. 342 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:50,868 That was clumsy of me. 343 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,718 Oh, not at all. It was my fault. 344 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:56,037 -I wasn't looking where I was going. -No, it was my fault. 345 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,477 Are you meeting someone? 346 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:01,990 Well, I'm not sure. I may be too late. 347 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,712 May I buy you a drink while you wait? 348 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:08,920 All right. Thank you. 349 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,549 What will you have? 350 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:14,875 Martini, please. 351 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,593 Al, a martini for the lady. 352 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:22,476 Well, I'm sorry I can't join you, but I have to get back... 353 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:24,113 ...to a party. 354 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,955 But it was nice bumping into you. 355 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:30,112 Well, so long. 356 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,349 Put that on my tab, will you, Al? 357 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:49,277 That was very rude of me and not to mention stupid. 358 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:53,075 This might be my last chance to buy a drink for a beautiful girl. 359 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:57,159 Yes, I'm getting married in a few days. 360 00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:00,158 Really? You must be thrilled. 361 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:01,952 Yeah, I should be, shouldn't l? 362 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,119 Aren't you? 363 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,038 Oh, you wouldn't be interested. 364 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:07,434 Yes, I would. 365 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,232 I really would. 366 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,112 You would? 367 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:14,680 Say, haven't I seen you somewhere before? 368 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,550 No, I don't think so. 369 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,553 It's funny. 370 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,752 You're sure we've never met? 371 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,279 I'm quite sure. 372 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,190 You mean you're not excited about getting married? 373 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,198 Oh, I didn't say that. Sheila's a great girl. 374 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,631 I mean, we've been going together for a long time, and.... 375 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,159 Yes? 376 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:40,832 Well, I'm just wondering if maybe there's a reason I've been holding off. 377 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,193 Maybe I've been looking for something else. 378 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,152 Do you know what I mean? 379 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:50,711 Yes, I know exactly what you mean. 380 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,517 So do I. 381 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:58,039 For the very first time, so do I. 382 00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,468 This may sound kind of crazy... 383 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,830 -...but will you do me a favour? -What? 384 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:03,951 Will you sit right here and wait for me? I'm-- 385 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,388 I have to go, but I'll be back. 386 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,558 I have something very important to do. To undo. 387 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:11,150 -Well, I don't-- -Please. 388 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:14,830 Al, don't let her out of your sight. 389 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,239 Please. 390 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,113 Don't go away. 391 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:27,392 He isn't happier without me. 392 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,792 Mother. 393 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,072 -Mother? -I heard the whole thing. 394 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,475 It was sickening. 395 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,159 Bring him back, Mother. 396 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:45,794 Oh, it kills me to think you're going back to this... 397 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,992 ...miserable bourgeoisie existence. 398 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,478 Bring him back. 399 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:55,389 All right, but I'm not going to stay around to see it. 400 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:04,352 I mean it, Sam. There are times I wish I never met you. 401 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:07,429 Of course, there are other times I realize that I... 402 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,437 ...couldn't live without you, and I... 403 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,310 ...have to admit that's most of the time. 404 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,398 Oh, Darrin. 405 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,352 Even if I lose my job at McMann and Tate... 406 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,152 ...I still have you and Tabatha. 407 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,836 That's all that matters. 408 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:29,351 And there's that too. 409 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,238 Hey, listen to this, honey. 410 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:38,919 "Own your own business. 411 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:41,395 Sell our screen doors direct to the public." 412 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:42,749 How do you like that? 413 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,110 I can be a door-to-door door salesman. 414 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,958 Darrin, don't be ridiculous. 415 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:50,152 Larry's not gonna fire you just because of one little client. 416 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:52,715 It wasn't one little client. It was one big client. 417 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,480 Larry wanted that account, and I blew it. 418 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,631 Oh, I'll get it. 419 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,719 -Oh, hi, Larry. -Hello, Sam. 420 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,071 Is Darrin here? I gotta talk to him. 421 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:13,069 Larry, I know why you're here, and I've only got one thing to say. 422 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:14,474 Do you own a screen door? 423 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,558 Boy, I've gotta hand it to you. 424 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:20,274 What perception. What instinct. 425 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,356 Sam, this husband of yours is something. 426 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:27,235 His tactics are a little strange, but he's something. 427 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:29,271 You had Wendell figured all the way. 428 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,596 -What do you mean? -Yeah, what do you mean? 429 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,153 Well, didn't you hear the news? 430 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,152 It was on the radio and TV. 431 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:37,078 Leroy Wendell was indicted in Minnesota... 432 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:38,918 ...on a phony real estate scheme. 433 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,438 Well, how do you like that? 434 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:46,198 Sure, but you sized him up right away, didn't you, you snake in the grass? 435 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,913 He really fouled up the meeting. 436 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,758 Sent Wendell screaming out of the office. 437 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,871 See, honey, I told you it would work. 438 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,672 One question, though. 439 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,598 Why didn't you let me in on it? 440 00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,954 I knew you'd never go for it, Larry. 441 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,111 You know, you're right. 442 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:07,233 Sam, this husband of yours has the guts of a riverboat gambler. 443 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,715 Yes, I know. 444 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,479 Well, I've gotta run. 445 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,240 I'm late for dinner, but I just had to stop by... 446 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:18,512 ...and tell you in person, you son of a gun. 447 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,199 -Bye, Sam. -Good night, Larry. 448 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,958 So long, Larry. 449 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:25,794 There. 450 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,070 You see how nicely everything turned out? 451 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,191 And we owe it all to Mother. 452 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,719 You had to say it, huh? 453 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:33,239 Well, it's true. 454 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,715 Well, let that be our secret. 455 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,238 I wanna tell you how sorry I am that I got sore this morning... 456 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,590 ...and said all those things to you. 457 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,356 I can't imagine what life would be like if I hadn't met you. 458 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,955 I think I'd be pretty darn miserable. 459 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:52,039 Well, that's something we'll never know, will we? 460 00:23:52,089 --> 00:23:56,639 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0